This is so so ..... feminine and a bit of an overshare
I was cooking today... making homemade jalapeno poppers...
so in prep, i was cutting and seeding jalapenos...
and everyone knows after handing these peppers, it is time to wash up, and not touch your eyes... i made the mistake of only washing once and then taking out my contacts one time, and it was painful.
but today i did something much much worse....
i washed up, and went to the bathroom... to change my tampon
not thinking anything of it, i changed, peed, washed, and went back to it...
but then i felt it... the burn...
the capzasin from the pepper oil was.... down there
omg... so much pain, dear reader...
things i have learned: don't let a guy eat mexican before foreplay (yeah right... im celibite), ghonnorhea is likely worse and i have learned a valuable protection lesson
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