Spicey

Dear reader, I feel I must post a disclaimer
This is so so ..... feminine and a bit of an overshare
I was cooking today... making homemade jalapeno poppers...
so in prep, i was cutting and seeding jalapenos...
and everyone knows after handing these peppers, it is time to wash up, and not touch your eyes... i made the mistake of only washing once and then taking out my contacts one time, and it was painful.
but today i did something much much worse....
i washed up, and went to the bathroom... to change my tampon
not thinking anything of it, i changed, peed, washed, and went back to it...
but then i felt it... the burn...
the capzasin from the pepper oil was.... down there
omg... so much pain, dear reader...
things i have learned: don't let a guy eat mexican before foreplay (yeah right... im celibite), ghonnorhea is likely worse and i have learned a valuable protection lesson

Finally, A Warm Day, and a Pile of Confusion

I love that first warm day of the year, when you head outside and see all the happy people... confused as hell.

Some may see sunshine, some may see smiles, but I see a sea of morons. A Quarter the people are girls in tiny dresses shivvering behind their gigantic sunglasses. A quarter of them are girls in winter coats, sweating, but marching confidently. And the other half are guys in shorts.... as soon as it's slightly warm, all the guys put on their shorts. I guess it's so they can avoid washing their pants... that or they prefer to feel freeeee

What's In a Name?

Unfortunately, more than you think
I met a guy at the bar this weekend... seemingly decent. I am not one for bar pickups, but every girl likes to be told "you are beeeauuutiful" even if it is through drunk lips and eyes. Whatever... he had all of the superficial qualities I look for in a potential... but I couldn't get past his name
Alberto

Ah-bayre-toe
I was waiting for him to stop buying drinks and then wash my hair and show me how shiney it could be.
I couldn't imagine calling mumsy and popsicle "yes, I am bringing him home. Al-bayrrrre-toe"
I'm shallow