Dear Cell Phone

I know not whether I want you to ring....
You see... if you don't ring... then the guy who said he would call me is ditching me... and thus I will be pretty hurt...
But for if you do ring, then I have to answer it and make conversation over the phone... which I am terrible at doing with guys I am interested in... and then be filled with regret after making a terrible excuse and hanging up...
so cell phone, I am staring at you... with vomit in my esophagus... and I don't know if I want you to ring
Posted by Smash at 6:19 PM 0 comments